Lil Kim’s Plastic Surgeries [Facial Destruction]

Nia Henry — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:15:00 +0000

Okay, this is not about to become a celebrity bashing blog, but I do feel like I should do an article about Lil Kim’s … face. She must be a very insecure woman to get as much work done to her face, as she has, seeing as she was very beautiful before it. R.i.P Michael Jackson…but there is someone alive still carrying on your legacy. Lil Kim has had a nose job, breast augmentation, and appears to have lifted her eyebrows, botox, and yet another nose job. Oh.. and let’s not forget the lips as well. I believe the worst was what she did to her nose.. the whole top of her nose is completely… gone. There is nothing there. Tell me that is not disgusting. As I recall, Lil Kim had beautiful, plump lips… after most of the surgeries, this is what it looks like.

I have seen Lil Kim in interviews and judging from the way she responds to certain questions, she’s very self conscious and does not think very highly of herself. (Possibly because of the image she once represented?) If you have ever seen her being questioned about beef during an interview, her whole demeaner changes and she switches into this “baddest bitch” that fears nothing and no one. She says her piece, throws in a few cuss words, the “i don’t give a fuck attitude” and the ghetto body language then pauses, waiting for someone to agree with her, then laughs it off going back to trying to look cute. I don’t care what anyone says. Lil Kim has very low self esteem, but she has to put up that front in order to stay in the game and compete with the people who really know they are the shit. She tries to have that attitude that Remy Ma naturally has.

Before all the surgeries:

AiM FishBot. I’ve Been Bitten.

Nia Henry — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:52:17 +0000

I’ve never heard of the AiM FishBot until now. Evidently, its called “Project Upstream” and is absolutely harmless. It’s deemed hilarious to some, and annoying to others. I will explain what it is before sharing my experience. The program uses AOL Instant Messenger to link two random people together. The AIM Bots come with the names (____) Salmon, (_____) Trout, and (_____) Coho. Usually you recieve a random message from someone’s AiM hidden beneath one of the names listed above, and they also recieve a message from your screenname that is also hidden by one of the AiM names above. The messages are always completely random. The screennames are found by websites such as LiveJournal, Twitter, Xanga, Digg, and deviantART. Sometimes the messages come in different fonts (rainbow, different color, etc.) and may also appear in old English. In order to stop recieving these messages, simply type $optout , and you shouldn’t get any more.

This was my conversation:

SlantedCoho (6:58:42 PM): Do you enjoy porridge?

SlantedCoho is available (6:58:42 PM)

NiaSweetz (6:58:52 PM): ?

SlantedCoho (6:59:58 PM): Why me?

NiaSweetz (7:01:23 PM): whoa re you

NiaSweetz (7:01:27 PM): are*

SlantedCoho (7:01:48 PM): Well who are you?

NiaSweetz (7:02:00 PM): okay adios loco

SlantedCoho (7:02:52 PM): Who are you?

NiaSweetz (7:03:07 PM): how do you hit someone up

NiaSweetz (7:03:10 PM): then ask who they are.

NiaSweetz (7:03:11 PM): get a life

SlantedCoho (7:05:44 PM): You im’d me first, my name is not triston, and i have no idea who the hell you are

NiaSweetz (7:06:04 PM): you im’d me saying “you enjoy porridge”

NiaSweetz (7:06:10 PM): “why me?”

NiaSweetz (7:06:30 PM): “do you enjoy porridge”***

SlantedCoho (7:07:46 PM): Porridge? No. Why me was to i dare you to do something unexpected

NiaSweetz (7:08:01 PM): what????????????????/

SlantedCoho (7:08:40 PM): SelectiveCoho:
I dare you to do something unexpected.

NiaSweetz (7:08:52 PM): okay .

NiaSweetz (7:09:09 PM): soooo how did you get my screen name

SlantedCoho (7:10:19 PM): I suggest you double check the phone number you’re messaging

NiaSweetz (7:10:30 PM): which phone number

NiaSweetz (7:10:37 PM): what is your problem

SlantedCoho (7:11:05 PM): You freaking im’d me first

NiaSweetz (7:11:10 PM): show me the im

NiaSweetz (7:11:14 PM): because i did not

NiaSweetz (7:11:18 PM): crazy.

SlantedCoho (7:12:20 PM): SelectiveCoho:
I dare you to do something unexpected.

NiaSweetz (7:13:03 PM): my screen name isnt even SELECTIVECOHO

NiaSweetz (7:13:06 PM): weirdoo .

SlantedCoho (7:13:16 PM): Oh my god you don’t know me why are you still talking to me

NiaSweetz (7:13:33 PM): look you have issues ok

SlantedCoho (7:14:06 PM): Every message you send says it’s from selective coho

NiaSweetz (7:14:36 PM): wellllllllll what tha hell . there is an issue with your aim .

NiaSweetz (7:14:44 PM): because i never even said that

NiaSweetz (7:14:49 PM): “do something unexpected” shit

SlantedCoho (7:15:32 PM): I’m not even using im. But i am done talking to you

NiaSweetz (7:15:48 PM): this is your CELLPHONE????

NiaSweetz (7:15:53 PM): what the hell is going on .

I don’t know whether or not you read through the whole thing, but in my opinion, is quite amusing. It is equally easy to remove yourself from the project. I still speak with my random pair-up to this day.

If you find this as hilarious as I did, you can request your own bot right here > http://project-upstream.awardspace.com/

Stop.Look.Listen. It's Human Nature.

Lil Kim’s Plastic Surgeries [Facial Destruction]

AiM FishBot. I’ve Been Bitten.